epic teacher...take THAT year sevens..

well.

that was so freakin cool. our RE class is sitting a test, and Jia Jia and I are just playing tetris tournaments, cause we haven't done the task. the year sevens are being really noisy, and our RE teacher gets up, goes outside and we can hear him screaming at them.

he comes back in, leans against the door and chuckles (cackles, more like).
'i just love some parts of this job' he says.
the whole class bursts into laughter. he. is. so. cool.
=)
K

and by the way...someone i would push off a cliff

because that was pathetically short and boring, i'm cheating and posting another.
this is actually much harder, because there are so many to chose from. see, voldy can just fly back up (and kill me), edward cullen wouldn't die (but kill me), if bella, then i have edward and jacob chasing after me (not bad, except they're trying to kill me). so i'm thinking someone human and real. the problem with that is i don't know many real people. so does anyone want to volunteer? *looks at jo*.

dear river song
firstly, i hate to tell you, but your hair is not blonde, no matter how hard you try. 
and mine is. =)
next, that sonic screwdriver technically can't exist 'cause the 9th doctor destroyed wherever it is where they are made and its now a banana plantation. therefore, you really own a banana. yum. (thanks tess)
next. you are not married to the doctor. i am. i know. i checked. so step away from my husband. 
and i don't care how all knowing and mysterious and tough and sensitive and all-wordly and 'witty' you are -   he is mine.
hope you are well,
yours sincerely, 
Mrs The Doctor.

my celebrity crush

well, this is awkward.

see, im not really sure who you are.
so hi. =)

love, someone who may one day have a crush on you *cough*

misery in hogwarts land

i've just had a major harry potter moment - or, more like hour and a half.
i feel like harry in detention with lockart - have just addressed and filled envelopes for every single school in the state.

public.
private.
selective.

every. last. one.

o_0
and i'm about to die from bleeding to death via papercuts.

kill. me. now.

how pathetic.

and the winner is...

i have to say, i am a little disappointed, but then, they both could have won. (not really, but anyways...)

i just have one teensey problem.
how the hell did julia (julie? julia? meh.) goodwhatsit end up standing in front of kylie kwong? 
so. very. wrong.

someone from twilight...

dear jasper hale
there are some things you aught to know about yourself:
1. your hair is gigantic and full of secrets
   im pretty sure its another gate way to narnia
b. your accent is not sexy. nor is it smhexy.    .   .   .but it is pretty cool.  
iii) you are the most 2D character i have ever encountered. except for your hair - thats more like 4D. 

and when you 'look pained?' i suggest you eat more apricots or other high fibre fruit, because, hon, it ain't bloodlust, its constapation. 
you should see a Doctor for that. 

love, someone even tastier than bella.  

that's some serious hair...

 

wedding photos =)

Wedding pics from dad and monique's wedding...

I know most of you guys probs don't care, but I'm excited.

Sorry. =D
Click for close ups. 

oh, stuff it...your favourite fictional character

I've been revising for this maths/french (no, not in the same...) test for over 6hrs now, and i just can't seem to focus on anything anymore, so i'm going to write this and then go back to it in the hope that distraction will help my poor, exploding brain somewhat.

Fat chance.

Anyways...favorite fictional character. I have two, and as the doctor has this whole blog dedicated to him, this is for the other.  anyone want to guess who (cause its so hard)

dear my future husband
i don't mind if you are a secondary character. or even a thirdary character.
and i hate to say that i'm sort of glad that your twin died, cause now i can tell you apart. 
besides, you being dead would put a bit of a damper on our relationship.


and i'm good with long distance relationships is good, really! it doesnt bother me at all to know that you are trapped in a book and me in reality (wanna swap?)


and i know you wouldnt really have married that cow angelina whatsit and called your daughter roxanne. what sort of name is roxanne anyway?

i know you love me - its a pity you're stuck on the wrong side of the paper.

but i know you will be eternally faithful, waiting for me forever. i am that awesome. and gorgeous. and smart and funny and amazing. *cough*


Love, Mrs Katherine G Weasley *cough*

ps. OMG THE WEDDING PHOTOS CAME. WILL POST NEXT. =D

                                                           stuck on the other side of the paper ;)

a teacher you hate or like...

my dear, dear, cow.
not seeing you around the school has made my day. and my year. and my life.

except for the time when you walked into the room and heard me say screw it its her.
that was pretty funny.


oh! and did i mention the amazing inspiration you've had on my life? now, i never want to study geography - instead, a close 
friend and i *cough* emily *cough* have been touched so deeply by you that we've taken up imitating farm animal noises at the 
top of our lungs whenever you walked by. 

hope you have a really nice life. =)
love, your favorite student. 

My Blue Box

Okay, what happened was this:

I met the Doctor
I stole his TARDIS.
He fell instantly in love with me.

The TARDIS was my wedding present.

So welcome aboard!

I start this blog with a solemn promise *cough* solemn *cough*.

I will post at least once every three days. When school work and parents allow.
And the thirty day letter challenge will start as of tomorrow. My only question is this: do you have to post every day? Cause for some reason, I can't quite see that happening.

So welcome to my TARDIS.

And yes, it is bigger on the inside. XD