Saturday, July 24, 2010

someone from twilight...

dear jasper hale
there are some things you aught to know about yourself:
1. your hair is gigantic and full of secrets
   im pretty sure its another gate way to narnia
b. your accent is not sexy. nor is it smhexy.    .   .   .but it is pretty cool.  
iii) you are the most 2D character i have ever encountered. except for your hair - thats more like 4D. 

and when you 'look pained?' i suggest you eat more apricots or other high fibre fruit, because, hon, it ain't bloodlust, its constapation. 
you should see a Doctor for that. 

love, someone even tastier than bella.  
that's some serious hair...
 

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