Those of you who know me quite well will know that thirteen is a fairly special number for me. which is why I'm skipping number twelve on the revised letter list, and going straight to thirteen.
Of course, being a potential evil overlord, i must have an ulterior motive, which is this:
I don't believe Australia has a Prime Minister, and even if we did, I wouldn't have the faintest interest in writing to them, so I'm not going to waste my time (that's a change) and yours (holy crap! mark the date!) writing a BS filled fake letter.
so. number 13 - An animal (eg Winky, Buckbeak, Dobby)
deardobby
firstly, i would like to clarify that you are not Eve's dog, and that I think calling you an animal is mean, especially as you won the best death scene award.
your death was pretty much the only thing i cried at thing i cried at in the whole series. siriusly.
anyways, i think the fact that you hooked up with Narcissa Malfoy (who knew she'd be into beastuality?) and Draco was born as a result is pretty cool.
nice work - i think you sufficiently out choreographed Loo-Shush of the Pahntine.
lots of love (but not in that way)
Kath. =D
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